Crispin the Friendly, Quickly Dissipating Cloud of Dune Buggy Exhaust
Alligators and Owls #friends
Please paint me Jimi Hendrix explaining to an owl on his shoulder what a stick of chalk is, near a forest.
As sketchy as it appears to post a video that is selling my old Saturn, trust me. It turned out pretty good IMHO.
Our hero, Eli, must cross the Blacksnow Mountains, but there are hordes of man-eating big toes… and they haven’t eaten in days. (Taken with Instagram)
One time I was at a rock show and a server at the bar was wearing a vest with Jim Morrison’s picture on it (no shirt). Its design looked very similar to the image above. This guy walked past my friend and me and I, thinking I was a clever guy, started singing “RIDERS ON THE STORM” a little too loudly. For laffs!
This waiter, unfortunately, heard my hilarious aside. If you thought he would be amused you would be WRONG! He was enraged, immediately in my face and shouting “DO YOU WANT TO LEAVE, MOTHERFUCKER?” I can’t remember if there was also a threat of physical violence, but probably.
Anyway, names for Doors tribute bands have been a source of great amusement for me lately. I’ll be sitting around staring out my back door window, and SLAM! A Doors tribute band name will come to me. Here are some of my personal favorites. Feel free to contribute your own.
THE KNOBS: A tribute to the Doors
DOOR: A tribute to the Doors
DOORS JAMBS: A tribute to the Doors
COATTAIL RIDERS ON THE STORM: A tribute to the Doors
THE BARNDOORS: A hillbilly tribute to the Doors
THE PET DOORS: A tribute to the Doors (performed by singing dogs)
THE CORPSE: A tribute to the Doors with a Zombie Jim Morrison impersonator
THE CORPS: A US Marines’ tribute to the Doors
DOORS NT 4.0: A tribute to the Doors for IT conferences
MORDOORS: A tribute to the Doors and Tolkien-fantasy.
THE CIVIL DOORS: a tribute to The Doors, as reimagined by historical Civil War actors.
THE DOORS FOR WINDOWS: a Doors tribute on three multimedia CD-ROMs
THE JOB CREA-DOORS: a Republican Doors tribute
THE SWINGING DOORS: a tribute to the Doors that advertises in the adult entertainment classifieds
THE DOORKS: a nerdy tribute to the Doors
A TRIBUTE TO THE DOORS: A tribute to the Doors
Yeah I’m uploading this again. Last year I didn’t get it posted in time for the 4th, so it’s more topical this year.
I have a few of these in the hopper, but I really hate coloring these things in Photoshop. It’s slow, agonizing, boring stuff. Maybe I’ll post B&W versions from now on.