January 2010
7 posts
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ROLO
Did you notice that Rolos have the same shape as STAR WARS DROID R5-D4’s head? It’s uncanny. I always wondered why they never made a STAR WARS tie in with Rolos. I guess R5-D4 was never popular enough. The only time Rolos aren’t an absolute joy to have in your mouth is when you get an old batch and they’re all hard and the ...
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CHOCOLATE SOLDIER VS. YOO-HOO
A friend once said, “Drinking Yoo-Hoo is like drinking a candy bar.” I’m not sure if he’s correct. I think Yoo-hoo is kind of like putting chocolate syrup in a glass of water. It’s basically watered-down chocolate milk. That’s not necassarily a bad thing.
Chocolate Soldier was sent to us by the same friend who...
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CHERRY MASH
Two tastes that don’t belong together. Chocolate and Cherry (and peanuts) combine into the ungodly concoction that is the “CHERRY MASH.” At first bite, Cherry Mash is sickening sweet. It could give you a headache. It has a really waxy chocolate coating and a maraschino cherry creme inside that’s a little bit chalky, but for...
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TAPE SPARKLERS GUM
This candy doesn’t have any of the cool health risks of chewing tobacco, unless that disgusting, powdery, talc-like substance they coat the 6-foot roll of gum in gives you cancer. It will, however, give you a redneck-chic dip-can ring in your back pocket. I tried the watermelon flavor and spit it out after 10 seconds. Flavorless junk with flavor...
