Our hero, Eli, must cross the Blacksnow Mountains, but there are hordes of man-eating big toes… and they haven’t eaten in days. (Taken with Instagram)

One time I was at a rock show and a server at the bar was wearing a vest with Jim Morrison’s picture on it (no shirt). Its design looked very similar to the image above. This guy walked past my friend and me and I, thinking I was a clever guy, started singing “RIDERS ON THE STORM” a little too loudly. For laffs!
This waiter, unfortunately, heard my hilarious aside. If you thought he would be amused you would be WRONG! He was enraged, immediately in my face and shouting “DO YOU WANT TO LEAVE, MOTHERFUCKER?” I can’t remember if there was also a threat of physical violence, but probably.
Anyway, names for Doors tribute bands have been a source of great amusement for me lately. I’ll be sitting around staring out my back door window, and SLAM! A Doors tribute band name will come to me. Here are some of my personal favorites. Feel free to contribute your own.
THE KNOBS: A tribute to the Doors
DOOR: A tribute to the Doors
DOORS JAMBS: A tribute to the Doors
COATTAIL RIDERS ON THE STORM: A tribute to the Doors
THE BARNDOORS: A hillbilly tribute to the Doors
THE PET DOORS: A tribute to the Doors (performed by singing dogs)
THE CORPSE: A tribute to the Doors with a Zombie Jim Morrison impersonator
THE CORPS: A US Marines’ tribute to the Doors
DOORS NT 4.0: A tribute to the Doors for IT conferences
MORDOORS: A tribute to the Doors and Tolkien-fantasy.
THE CIVIL DOORS: a tribute to The Doors, as reimagined by historical Civil War actors.
THE DOORS FOR WINDOWS: a Doors tribute on three multimedia CD-ROMs
THE JOB CREA-DOORS: a Republican Doors tribute
THE SWINGING DOORS: a tribute to the Doors that advertises in the adult entertainment classifieds
THE DOORKS: a nerdy tribute to the Doors
A TRIBUTE TO THE DOORS: A tribute to the Doors

One time I was at a rock show and a server at the bar was wearing a vest with Jim Morrison’s picture on it (no shirt). Its design looked very similar to the image above. This guy walked past my friend and me and I, thinking I was a clever guy, started singing “RIDERS ON THE STORM” a little too loudly. For laffs!

This waiter, unfortunately, heard my hilarious aside. If you thought he would be amused you would be WRONG! He was enraged, immediately in my face and shouting “DO YOU WANT TO LEAVE, MOTHERFUCKER?” I can’t remember if there was also a threat of physical violence, but probably.

Anyway, names for Doors tribute bands have been a source of great amusement for me lately. I’ll be sitting around staring out my back door window, and SLAM! A Doors tribute band name will come to me. Here are some of my personal favorites. Feel free to contribute your own.

THE KNOBS: A tribute to the Doors

DOOR: A tribute to the Doors

DOORS JAMBS: A tribute to the Doors

COATTAIL RIDERS ON THE STORM: A tribute to the Doors

THE BARNDOORS: A hillbilly tribute to the Doors

THE PET DOORS: A tribute to the Doors (performed by singing dogs)

THE CORPSE: A tribute to the Doors with a Zombie Jim Morrison impersonator

THE CORPS: A US Marines’ tribute to the Doors

DOORS NT 4.0: A tribute to the Doors for IT conferences

MORDOORS: A tribute to the Doors and Tolkien-fantasy.

THE CIVIL DOORS: a tribute to The Doors, as reimagined by historical Civil War actors.

THE DOORS FOR WINDOWS: a Doors tribute on three multimedia CD-ROMs

THE JOB CREA-DOORS: a Republican Doors tribute

THE SWINGING DOORS: a tribute to the Doors that advertises in the adult entertainment classifieds

THE DOORKS: a nerdy tribute to the Doors

A TRIBUTE TO THE DOORS: A tribute to the Doors

Yeah I’m uploading this again. Last year I didn’t get it posted in time for the 4th, so it’s more topical this year. 
I have a few of these in the hopper, but I really hate coloring these things in Photoshop. It’s slow, agonizing, boring stuff. Maybe I’ll post B&W versions from now on. Yeah I’m uploading this again. Last year I didn’t get it posted in time for the 4th, so it’s more topical this year. 
I have a few of these in the hopper, but I really hate coloring these things in Photoshop. It’s slow, agonizing, boring stuff. Maybe I’ll post B&W versions from now on.

Yeah I’m uploading this again. Last year I didn’t get it posted in time for the 4th, so it’s more topical this year. 

I have a few of these in the hopper, but I really hate coloring these things in Photoshop. It’s slow, agonizing, boring stuff. Maybe I’ll post B&W versions from now on.

Super awesome.

tyler-giesa:

T-Shirt Idea. A tribute to George Herriman.

robottiger:

Paul F. Tompkins dictated this letter his latest “Pod F Tompkast,” and I assumed it was my duty to record his ramblings. I’m not sure if there are any newspapers that still carry the comic strip “Henry” (or if there are any newspapers still in physical existence), but if you feel the same outrage as the imaginary character that voiced this letter, feel free to mail it to the editor (or editrix).

(via paulftompkins)

HERE IS YOUR NEW RINGTONE.

Or mine at least. My friend Justin sent me a text this morning:

"Rastan ringtone-just an idea."

So let it be written, so let it be done.

If you ever played this gem in the arcade, the epic electronic barbarian anthem is forever lodged in your brain. If not, there’s probably nothing to see here, although the screen below is pretty great.

Poetry.

What it’s like to live in a small city of roughly 100,000 people.

Find any two Fargo residents. Me and someone else. While we may not have ever met, there is a strong possibility we have called each other “fuckface” in traffic.

Look, there's a guy up on the sign!
Obligatory photo of the Fargo sign via m.eckelberg on Flickr

Now you know.

Har har I made my own successories parody. Apologies to all who had this idea before I did.

When somethin’ smells…in the neighborhood… (Taken with instagram)

Donny Most. Corruptor of youth.